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Posted by Toph on December 2, 2005, at 16:40:00
In reply to Rust, posted by Toph on December 2, 2005, at 9:29:07
I realize that its all about attitude. You guys all seem so perky. I'm not always a whiner, just today. As for wearing "juicy" on my butt, I think "Danger: No Smoking" would be more appropriate these days.
Posted by rainbowbrite on December 2, 2005, at 16:51:02
In reply to Re: Rust, posted by Toph on December 2, 2005, at 16:40:00
> I realize that its all about attitude. You guys all seem so perky. I'm not always a whiner, just today. As for wearing "juicy" on my butt, I think "Danger: No Smoking" would be more appropriate these days.
You always crack me up Toph! you are not a whiner. We all have moods. And btw, I often yell at chidren who annoy me ;-)
haha on danger!!
Posted by Shortelise on December 2, 2005, at 18:38:05
In reply to Re: Rust, posted by Toph on December 2, 2005, at 16:40:00
Sorry, Toph, I hope I didn't hurt your feelings by laughing. I was laughing more at myself than at you - everything you describe fits me.
Getting older has its advantages ... For one, I am calmer, wiser and kinder.
As for yelling at kids, well, it's better if I don't, but sometimes the little punks are are the sidewalk screaming like banshees, or they throw garbage on the ground. They deserve having someone draw the line and if I'm there, I do it. Too many kids are out of control with no respect for themselves, their peers or the world around them. So, as an example of irrate old age, I'm afraid yelling at kids doesn't wash. We are part of a community, and so are the kids - talking to them, in kindness or to chastise, I think is part of our job as human being, as members of the world.
Last summer, there were three teenaged girls walking down the street and one of them screamed blood curdling screams a couple of times. I ran outside. There they were, cool as they could be. I said to them, if someone attacked you, would you want me to come and help, to help you defend yourself? Yes, they said. Well, if you scream like that when nothing is wrong, prettty soon I'm not going to bother to come running, so when you really need help, noone is going to come. Ahh. They might have thought I'm an old bat (hey, I 'm only 50) but maybe they heard me.
Toph, I intend to do my very best to grow old gracefully. I need more exercise though.
ShortE
Posted by Phillipa on December 2, 2005, at 22:01:44
In reply to Rust, posted by Toph on December 2, 2005, at 9:29:07
Toph you're becoming an oldie but goodie like I am. Sleep ahhhh. Fondly, Phillipa
Posted by Phillipa on December 2, 2005, at 22:05:21
In reply to Re: Rust » Toph, posted by Shortelise on December 2, 2005, at 18:38:05
How about a Board for us old foogies? Fondly, Phillipa
Posted by ClearSkies on December 2, 2005, at 22:08:27
In reply to Re: Rust, posted by Toph on December 2, 2005, at 16:40:00
My butt would say "Caution - Wide Load"
And no Daisy Dukes, it would bring out The Fashion Police (even here in Florida).ClearSkies
Posted by alexandra_k on December 2, 2005, at 22:24:13
In reply to Re: Rust, posted by rainbowbrite on December 2, 2005, at 15:49:42
hmmm.
you can spot the international students from north america...
they're the ones with words on their butts ;-)i swear, i've never seen anyone else wear them...
some people even have the name of their college on their butt
bizzare...
Posted by rainbowbrite on December 2, 2005, at 23:22:40
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by alexandra_k on December 2, 2005, at 22:24:13
> hmmm.
>
> you can spot the international students from north america...
> they're the ones with words on their butts ;-)
>Thats very true!! there is a look...
> i swear, i've never seen anyone else wear them...
>hehe yeah to be honest I got sick of them about 3 years ago. Im suprised they have lasted this long. Everything has something on the butt these days! and sparkles on everything too, been there done that, now save them for special occasions already lol
> some people even have the name of their college on their butt
>
> bizzare...hmmm, well....um...its possible, that I have a pair of those too :-) hiding in my closet
maybe Bob should make babble butt pants!
Posted by alexandra_k on December 3, 2005, at 0:03:53
In reply to Re: Rust » alexandra_k, posted by rainbowbrite on December 2, 2005, at 23:22:40
> hehe yeah to be honest I got sick of them about 3 years ago.
yeah, it was a couple of years ago i noticed a whole bunch of people wearing them.
> > some people even have the name of their college on their butt
> > bizzare...
> hmmm, well....um...its possible, that I have a pair of those too :-) hiding in my closetROFL!!!!
What cracks me up is that they make them in the first place.> maybe Bob should make babble butt pants!
you are just too funny...
:-)
Posted by Toph on December 3, 2005, at 9:45:21
In reply to Re: Rust » alexandra_k, posted by rainbowbrite on December 2, 2005, at 23:22:40
>
> maybe Bob should make babble butt pants!
>In large print it would say, " *SS " lol.
Posted by Tabitha on December 3, 2005, at 9:48:24
In reply to Re: Rust » Toph, posted by ClearSkies on December 2, 2005, at 22:08:27
> My butt would say "Caution - Wide Load"
Mine would say "I've fallen and I can't get up"
Posted by Tabitha on December 3, 2005, at 9:49:58
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by Toph on December 3, 2005, at 9:45:21
How 'bout "Please Be Civil"?
Hey, that would kinda make a cute T-shirt.
Posted by ClearSkies on December 3, 2005, at 10:21:02
In reply to Re: Rust » Toph, posted by Tabitha on December 3, 2005, at 9:49:58
> How 'bout "Please Be Civil"?
>
> Hey, that would kinda make a cute T-shirt.Uh-oh, I feel a genuine Babble project looming here. What a fantastic idea!
Posted by rainbowbrite on December 3, 2005, at 11:52:12
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by alexandra_k on December 3, 2005, at 0:03:53
>
> ROFL!!!!
> What cracks me up is that they make them in the first place.
>I know, they were cute when the first ones came out, I cant remember who started the trend and then they went too far lol
we are infested!
Posted by rainbowbrite on December 3, 2005, at 11:52:47
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by Toph on December 3, 2005, at 9:45:21
> >
> > maybe Bob should make babble butt pants!
> >
>
> In large print it would say, " *SS " lol.
hehe
:-)
Id get a pair
Posted by gardenergirl on December 3, 2005, at 13:48:24
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by Toph on December 3, 2005, at 9:45:21
> >
> > maybe Bob should make babble butt pants!
> >
>
> In large print it would say, " *SS " lol.ROFL!!!!
Thanks for the laughs with this thread.
And you know, grey hair on men is distinguished, right? But glad your humor and fun personality contradicts that. I love goofy. :)
gg
Posted by Larry Hoover on December 3, 2005, at 15:08:24
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by alexandra_k on December 2, 2005, at 22:24:13
> hmmm.
>
> you can spot the international students from north america...
> they're the ones with words on their butts ;-)
>
> i swear, i've never seen anyone else wear them...
>
> some people even have the name of their college on their butt
>
> bizzare...I don't know I've ever seen it at all. What people won't do to make an individual statement that's just like all the others.
Lar
Posted by 10derHeart on December 3, 2005, at 17:57:10
In reply to Re: Rust » Toph, posted by rainbowbrite on December 3, 2005, at 11:52:47
Rain....I think you should get some butt-pants made that say:
------------------
ROFLMAOPMP!!
------------------ but it is an awful lot of letters....maybe make them tiny.even tried to split up the letters for the LEFT CHEEK and RIGHT CHEEK...but I couldn't get it to make any sense ;-)
(uhhh...pssst...was I just designing pants for the buttocks of a young woman I've never even met......on the Internet?????!!!!) EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
**Note to Self: Do not include that activity as one of your favorite hobbies on online dating sites**
Posted by 10derHeart on December 3, 2005, at 18:27:00
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by 10derHeart on December 3, 2005, at 17:57:10
Okay, so a friend and I started paying attention to these backside messages in the summer of '04, I think it was, while shopping one weekend. Here are the words I can still remember seeing (and my editorial comment):
-----------------------------WHATEVER (yeah...exactly)
CUTE (mine was, too, at 16 and 101 lbs.)
KITTEN (uh-huh... Hmmm. Better than other feline related words I could imagine....but girl, really, DOES YOUR DAD KNOW YOU'RE WEARING THOSE??!!)PRINCESS (whatever)
PRICELESS (no kidding. this one surprised us the most...sounds self-respecting, maybe, but somehow combined with the rest of the clothes {don't ask} it didn't. What the _____?! I dunno)
SWEET (don't get me started...)
BABY (???)
SEXY (really, I ask again (seen on 13-year old daughter of an aquaintance, out with her mom) DOES DAD, BROTHER, GRANDPA...REALLY KNOW YOU'RE WEARING THOSE...IN PUBLIC?!! <sigh>)
BAD GIRL (see: SEXY and KITTEN)
(PS - Rain...anyone else who owns these pants...NO offense intended...I really am a tolerant and easy-going person with what *adults* wear, etc. None of my business at all. But I remember my friend and I feeling a bit dismayed seeing *certain* words on young girls. Maybe an overeaction? I put a huge premium on preserving children as children, I guess. Innocence is precious and beautiful.)
Posted by daisym on December 3, 2005, at 20:47:26
In reply to Re: Buttvertizing » alexandra_k, posted by Larry Hoover on December 3, 2005, at 15:08:24
Let's talk about the words in sequins on the shirts the girls are wearing -- and coming over to visit my 14 year old, sweet innocent child. (yeah right)
I've seen:
Busty (and she was)
Look but don't touch
Don't look down
They're real and they're spectacular. (On a 13 year old!)
Property of US Army
My favorite: Give "em time...I'm expecting a growth spurt any minute. LOL
Sigh, says the mother of boys.
Posted by alexandra_k on December 3, 2005, at 21:18:09
In reply to Re: Buttvertizing » Larry Hoover, posted by daisym on December 3, 2005, at 20:47:26
hmm.
this is reminding me of one of my (slightly dodgey) friends...
he had a t-shirt reading 'masterbation is not a crime'
and he was DETERMINED to wear it to his court hearing for DIC...Needless to say...
He got 12 months.
But...
He wouldn't be told...
Posted by alexandra_k on December 3, 2005, at 21:19:33
In reply to More butt-pants stuff..., posted by 10derHeart on December 3, 2005, at 18:27:00
Hmm.
All I've seen was something like...
COLORADO STATE
or something like that...
hmm.
their butts didn't seem all that big to me but i swear they said that...
though i can't remember the precise name...
Posted by rainbowbrite on December 4, 2005, at 8:26:43
In reply to More butt-pants stuff..., posted by 10derHeart on December 3, 2005, at 18:27:00
> Okay, so a friend and I started paying attention to these backside messages in the summer of '04, I think it was, while shopping one weekend. Here are the words I can still remember seeing (and my editorial comment):
> -----------------------------
>
> WHATEVER (yeah...exactly)
>
> CUTE (mine was, too, at 16 and 101 lbs.)
>
> KITTEN (uh-huh... Hmmm. Better than other feline related words I could imagine....but girl, really, DOES YOUR DAD KNOW YOU'RE WEARING THOSE??!!)
>
> PRINCESS (whatever)
>
> PRICELESS (no kidding. this one surprised us the most...sounds self-respecting, maybe, but somehow combined with the rest of the clothes {don't ask} it didn't. What the _____?! I dunno)
>
> SWEET (don't get me started...)
>
> BABY (???)
>
> SEXY (really, I ask again (seen on 13-year old daughter of an aquaintance, out with her mom) DOES DAD, BROTHER, GRANDPA...REALLY KNOW YOU'RE WEARING THOSE...IN PUBLIC?!! <sigh>)
>
> BAD GIRL (see: SEXY and KITTEN)
>
>HAHAHA (laughing histerically!!) should I go through thte list and say which words I have on clothes :-P
JUST KIDDING!!! I dont have any of those, I promise haha....really I dont> (PS - Rain...anyone else who owns these pants...NO offense intended...I really am a tolerant and easy-going person with what *adults* wear, etc. None of my business at all. But I remember my friend and I feeling a bit dismayed seeing *certain* words on young girls. Maybe an overeaction? I put a huge premium on preserving children as children, I guess. Innocence is precious and beautiful.)
>
no offense taken, even if I did have those. BUT for the record, I have the juicy and the school pants but thats it and I dont wear them except to the gym :-) well and to sleep in, juicy's on my butt right now :-)
Oh and I so agree with you about kids :-( I think the butt pants started on adult clothes and then went down the age chain and I have now seen those things written on a kid who was maybe ....4
eek!
Posted by rainbowbrite on December 4, 2005, at 8:31:06
In reply to Re: Rust » rainbowbrite, posted by 10derHeart on December 3, 2005, at 17:57:10
> Rain....I think you should get some butt-pants made that say:
>
> ------------------
> ROFLMAOPMP!!
> ------------------ but it is an awful lot of letters....maybe make them tiny.
>
HAHA that is a lot of letters :-) Ill see what I can do, maybe I could get them custom made? Maybe it could start at one butt cheek and go down the leg :-P
Ill send you and Alex a pair
and Ill make a PBC pair too :-)> even tried to split up the letters for the LEFT CHEEK and RIGHT CHEEK...but I couldn't get it to make any sense ;-)
>it could.....ill see what I can do ;-)
> (uhhh...pssst...was I just designing pants for the buttocks of a young woman I've never even met......on the Internet?????!!!!) EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
>LMAO
> **Note to Self: Do not include that activity as one of your favorite hobbies on online dating sites**
:-)
Posted by rainbowbrite on December 4, 2005, at 8:33:04
In reply to Re: Buttvertizing, posted by alexandra_k on December 3, 2005, at 21:18:09
> hmm.
> this is reminding me of one of my (slightly dodgey) friends...
> he had a t-shirt reading 'masterbation is not a crime'
> and he was DETERMINED to wear it to his court hearing for DIC...
>
> Needless to say...
>
> He got 12 months.
>
> But...
>
> He wouldn't be told...no he didnt??? really lol
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