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Posted by felix on December 3, 2000, at 1:57:34
Seeing as we all use drugs which are expensive I thought why not contribute a few ideas I have found very usefull.
A Hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile dispenser to attach pills to.
Make cheap but effective baby rattles by gluing a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, then filling it with ten Celexa
A length of plastic drainpipe with a roller skate at each end makes an ideal "car" for snakes drugged with Neurontin..
Minor skin grafts can be performed on lab rats by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.
Stop old drugs from drying out by keeping them in a bucket of water.
Put a stop to prozac thieves by retrieving all your drugs whenever you park your car, and carrying them round with you in one or two plastic buckets.
Why pay the earth for Effexor? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piercing together potatoes.
Always keep a pound of grease in your pocket so that if you get your drugs stuck in railings you'll be able to rub the jar and slide them out.
Prevent drugs cutting your gums and getting caught between teeth by steeping them in a bowl of water before eating them.
Fool passers by into thinking you keep Prozac by walking down the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in your hand and constantly looking up into the sky.
Posted by Dr. Bob on December 3, 2000, at 19:30:00
In reply to Top drug tips !!, posted by felix on December 3, 2000, at 1:57:34
> Seeing as we all use drugs which are expensive I thought why not contribute a few ideas I have found very usefull...
Sorry, but that's not what this board is for, so I'm going to block this "handle".
Bob
Posted by Buffet on December 4, 2000, at 0:56:50
In reply to Top drug tips !!, posted by felix on December 3, 2000, at 1:57:34
Whoa. I'm lost. I guess that that was your objective.
What drug were you on when you wrote this?
Posted by annie8 on December 9, 2000, at 16:28:55
In reply to Re: please stick to support and education, posted by Dr. Bob on December 3, 2000, at 19:30:00
someone has schziophrenia...
> > Seeing as we all use drugs which are expensive I thought why not contribute a few ideas I have found very usefull...
>
> Sorry, but that's not what this board is for, so I'm going to block this "handle".
>
> Bob
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