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Posted by Dinah on March 6, 2004, at 21:53:08
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » Fallen4myT, posted by DaisyM on March 6, 2004, at 21:47:29
I have thousands of embarassing therapy moments. But I can't recall a single funny one.
Maybe that's because the mishap sort of embarassing wouldn't stick in my mind. I'm one big mishap.
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 6, 2004, at 22:12:37
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » Fallen4myT, posted by DaisyM on March 6, 2004, at 21:47:29
ROTFLMAO Daisy I bet your dad had long forgotten that ..well, maybe but hubby never will :) I bet you died loling too...OMG I CANNOT IMAGINE Meeting my in laws after that :D
..I do not have caller ID and never pick up my phone so I run no risk on my T...But once I did call him and DID leave an ER kinda message. He called back my cell cause I left my number I didnt answer it and my outgoing message is... well WAS " WHAT UP??? (THEN ALL RAP LIKE A) S^% cause my nephew sez that a lot. I lol changed it to a normal grown womans message :)I agree Dinah can pull one of hers out of her hat :)
Posted by KindGirl on March 6, 2004, at 22:50:35
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » DaisyM, posted by Fallen4myT on March 6, 2004, at 22:12:37
This is not EXACTLY during the appointment, but it happened right before my session. BTW, does anyone else have to pee like a horse right before the T. opens the door? I swear I could pee a thousand times before my sessions....anyway...I was going to the bathroom in the office building and the bathroom has one of those timer/dials by the door to keep the lights on for 5 or 10 or whatever minutes. I was running late for the appt and had to pee really bad and I forgot about the timer since the light was on already....and you know what happened!!!
I had just finished my business and was pulling up my pants when BAM!!!! It was pitch black! The lights went off!!!! I couldn't find the toilet, the door, the lock on the door....and I had to use the wall as a guide to find the door!!!!!!!! I said to myself, "I know I am totally clueless and in the dark most of the time, but this is ridiculous!"....
Told my T. about it and we laughed for a good while. What was ridiculous was me trying to flush and get my journal and everything in the dark. It finally occurred to me to GO TURN THE LIGHTS ON and then come back and flush!!!!! I never said I was smart!!!!!
Posted by Rigby on March 6, 2004, at 22:59:20
In reply to Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment, posted by Elle2021 on March 6, 2004, at 19:45:03
I Googled my therapist and found a page an ex-boyfriend put up. Complete with a pic that was like 30 years ago--OHMYGOD. And it had some seriously racey stuff in it too along with some bad poetry she'd written to him.
It was tres embarassing as I felt I needed to let her know. I left her voicemail. When I saw her that evening it was reeeeally awkward.
Eeks. Beware of who you Google.
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 6, 2004, at 23:05:15
In reply to Okay, here goes...., posted by KindGirl on March 6, 2004, at 22:50:35
LMFAO....OMG KindGirl, I always thought those lights were motion activated ...gulp we have them too.Now I will carry a tiny flashlight in my purse ..no kidding :) I think I would have done the same thing as you did. I would not want to leave my stahl in the dark without all my stuff.
I too go to the bathroom a lot but once I get to his waitingroom I dont..I can go at home..stop on my way to his office and then again at his office . I am not aware of being nervous but must be at times :)
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 6, 2004, at 23:09:26
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment, posted by Rigby on March 6, 2004, at 22:59:20
Rigby...?? You shared the same boyfriend at one time in your life as you T ??? LMAO I am sorry but these are funny I am not as nice as you I don't think I would have told my T cause then they know you GOOGLED them :) I bet your face was red. I wish I was a fly on the wall to all these posts
Posted by shar on March 7, 2004, at 0:34:49
In reply to I don't think I could possibly choose one. (nm), posted by Dinah on March 6, 2004, at 21:12:05
Posted by tinydancer on March 7, 2004, at 8:23:51
In reply to Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment, posted by Elle2021 on March 6, 2004, at 19:45:03
I am incredibly hard to embarass. As such I really can't pin down a most embarassing moment. God knows all the things I have said should have made me the poster child for embarassing moments but they don't. Guess I'm too focused on my mission. (haha!)
Posted by tinydancer on March 7, 2004, at 8:26:22
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » Elle2021, posted by Fallen4myT on March 6, 2004, at 20:03:25
If I was to have an embarassing moment it would be something like that, for sure...hahah....
I always go in my best clothes too. In my twisted world, I'm going on a date or something it would seem...haha...
> My most embassassing moment so far :) was , well a little background first. I am smitten with my T would be no matter HOW I met him and it is NOT a looks thing...so I always go looking GREAT. My best cloths and so on...well on this day..I had on a really pretty white dress it was summer...and when I was walking down to his office my one thigh hi started to come down. I was praying we would make it in his room before I had to grab for it ..as he always walks behind me :) nope....it started to go killing my smooth sexy siren look :) I was soooo embarassed I did catch it a little above the knee but :D it was a hoot. LOL I LOVE YOUR THREAD I NEED SOME FUN
Posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 10:13:31
In reply to Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment, posted by Elle2021 on March 6, 2004, at 19:45:03
Posted by Rigby on March 7, 2004, at 10:34:16
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » Rigby, posted by Fallen4myT on March 6, 2004, at 23:09:26
Hi Fallen!
Nope,didn't share a boyfriend--this was one of her old flames that put up a page on her. It was amazingly weird to read this stuff about her.
Occassionally it'll come up and she always asks if I want to discuss it further but it actually made me like her a bit more since it showed she was a wild child so I don't have problems with it. She had said that she and I were alot alike--both really rebellious and from this page I could understand that statement a bit more!
> Rigby...?? You shared the same boyfriend at one time in your life as you T ??? LMAO I am sorry but these are funny I am not as nice as you I don't think I would have told my T cause then they know you GOOGLED them :) I bet your face was red. I wish I was a fly on the wall to all these posts
Posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:46:27
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » Fallen4myT, posted by DaisyM on March 6, 2004, at 20:31:32
wow, if you were bold and wanted to seduce your t, you could have a lot of fun with stairs. i'm having some "basic instinct" types of thoughts. :)
Posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:49:44
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » DaisyM, posted by Fallen4myT on March 6, 2004, at 20:38:36
you lmao'd reading this but it's also not funny: your husband talks to you like that?
> OMG No stairs fo me lol IF he did I would *maybe* force myself to say..can you go first please I have a dress on but as shy as I am I would make a fool of myself first lol
>
> Oh Daisy I learned long time ago to watch how I answer a phone. My husband once was sleeping in the chair and his cell phone rang it is for work..I hit the on button and shook him...he said WHAT &^^# DO YOU WANT A@#MUNCH...to me but said it into the cell then BURPED....it was one of his workers on 3rd shift ...I loled my head off. WHAT DID you say to you T ??? I would have loled and died :) way too funny I can tell I am going to like this thread
Posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:51:58
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment » Fallen4myT, posted by DaisyM on March 6, 2004, at 21:47:29
Daisy, your T just calls you out of the blue for no reason? No fair, I'm so envious. I wish my T would do that. She never does, and despite this fact, every time my phone rings my first hope is that it's her. Pathetic, huh.
Posted by shortelise on March 7, 2004, at 14:13:04
In reply to Okay, here goes...., posted by KindGirl on March 6, 2004, at 22:50:35
lolol kindgirl
Posted by shortelise on March 7, 2004, at 14:24:54
In reply to envy » DaisyM, posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:51:58
You want embarrassing?!
My husband and I were leaving to go camping right after my app't with my therapist. A couple of days later, when we pulled into a town where I thought I should look sort of nice to walk around, I got out the throusers I was wearing when I saw my therapist. To my horror, there was a huge, and I mean HUGE, hole in the crotch. I sit on a sofa opposite my shrink, and I often will sit cross-legged, or with my feet curled under me, etc.- I make a point of leaving my body to express what it will. Chances are if that hole didn't happen in the few hours I wore those pants after I saw him, that I sat there with my white cotton undies showing for part of the session. Believe me, there would have been nothing even remotely erotic about this sight.
I have no conscious desire to have physical contact with my shrink, aside from wanting to lean against him and suck my thumb.
Another moment: I got myself a nice little stuffed animal, a sweet little soft thing that I was carrying around with me - just a whim. One day, the girl who went my therapist office when I left was carrying a big stuffed animal, so I thought, what the hell, if she can, I can. So next time I took my animal with me, and told him that I'd seen the girl with hers, and he said, ah, er ... her's is a backpack.
Red in the face ShortE
Posted by Dinah on March 7, 2004, at 15:38:18
In reply to embarrassing ..., posted by shortelise on March 7, 2004, at 14:24:54
LOL. Don't be embarassed! I went for several months with one of those My Twinn dolls I had gotten. The ones you can get to be made up to look like you? I had one made to look like me as a little girl and brought it in to try to get in touch with the little girl inside. But it was also good for hugging.
I got some odd stares in the elevators sometimes, but most people just thought the doll was pretty and lifelike. No one, of course, caught the resemblence.
Posted by DaisyM on March 7, 2004, at 18:29:40
In reply to stairs » DaisyM, posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:46:27
Not if you've seen my rear! My eyes are my best feature so front works so much better!!! LOL
Posted by DaisyM on March 7, 2004, at 18:34:38
In reply to envy » DaisyM, posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:51:58
There is usually a reason -- like he knows something "big" is happening at work or we had a really hard session and he is checking in. Typically I've left a message but I have a hectic schedule and so does he so we play cell tag.
Sometimes I worry that he is *too* accessible, but usually I like that he is around when I need him.
Posted by Raindancer on March 7, 2004, at 19:20:49
In reply to embarrassing ..., posted by shortelise on March 7, 2004, at 14:24:54
I took my old teddy for a while and still do occasionally. It's perfectly O.K. and i bet it happens often. All the best. R
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 7, 2004, at 19:23:17
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment, posted by tinydancer on March 7, 2004, at 8:23:51
I envy that in you Tinydancer cause I wish I would just stick to my mission to get what I want :)
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 7, 2004, at 19:26:17
In reply to Re: Most Embarrassing Therapy Moment, posted by Rigby on March 7, 2004, at 10:34:16
Rigby I would like her more too by knowing HOW human she is...but still it must be embarassing lol I bet she was stunned to know that info...no doubt but :)
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 7, 2004, at 19:27:35
In reply to stairs » DaisyM, posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:46:27
Mega loling Crushed you crack me up we are both like minded :) THAT way lol
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 7, 2004, at 19:32:09
In reply to that's hilarious but also not » Fallen4myT, posted by crushedout on March 7, 2004, at 11:49:44
Oh God Crushed yes my husband has called me worse. Once at the petfood store when I went to get money out he called me a retard ..the girl behind the counter looked at him like she wanted to KILL him and her angry eyes NEVER left him.
On the cell call it was extra funny because of all the stuff he does and sez to me. He is a big shot at work...and didn't know who he was speaking to and said it just like John Wayne...he could have lost his job if the guy reported him OR if it had been his boss :) I loled for WEEKS and he didnt KNOW what all he said and that he burped he was half asleep...made it really sweet :)
Posted by Fallen4myT on March 7, 2004, at 19:37:40
In reply to embarrassing ..., posted by shortelise on March 7, 2004, at 14:24:54
ShortE, the pants ....I rotfflmao at that I would have never gone back lol :) My mom always taught me always wear clean undies when you go out you never know if you will be in an accident, as I grew up I took it a step further and its always NICE panties NOW, ON T day...its the BEST and sexiest of panties and STILL I would not want them to be seen "THAT WAY" :) HAHAHA SORRY THATS JUST TOO FUNNY :D
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