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Posted by All Done on June 10, 2004, at 11:02:45
...okay, well maybe not International. I'm not sure. How about Babble Man of Mystery?
You see, I've been thinking - I know, I know, that can only mean bad news. But there's so much about you I just don't understand and can only dream of figuring out. I want to understand.
I mean, we don't see you for days. Maybe even a whole week and then you poke your head in to say Happy Birthday to GG and, bam, you're gone. It surprises me that you have yet to jump in the Vermont community with your affinity for KK and all. I would have expected you to be *at least* the fifth or sixth one there. Wait. Who is there besides KK and Scott, anyway? Hmm...maybe it's best if we just leave it to them. Anyway, I digress.
"Where exactly are you going with this, AD," you ask? (BTW, I love it when you call me AD ;).) Well, I'm just trying to figure you out. For example, I've heard you just love TVs yet you don't watch TV. Why is this? You purchase TVs just to play with the knobs and buttons but leave it off all the time? Seems like a rather expensive toy. Where does one put a TV that they do not watch? In the garage? So, now you’re hanging out in the garage playing with a TV’s knobs and buttons, but it is never turned on? Or maybe it’s turned on but not tuned to any station? Is it the TV snow that you like to see? I want to understand, kid. I really do.
And for goodness sake! You have reading glasses, but you don't read. You don't want to read? You can't read? In either case, why do you have READING glasses, then? Do you like the way they look on you? I’m guessing that’s not it because you try so hard to look like Chevy Chase and I don’t think he wears reading glasses. Does he? Are they the little half glasses that you look over when you look up from your "reading" to talk to someone? Do you have one of those chains on your reading glasses so you can hang them around your neck? That way, you won’t lose them all the time? Or sit on them and break them? Or when you fall asleep at your desk and fall off your chair, the glasses will remain by your side and out of harm’s way?
You eat Boca Burgers. I just do not understand this. Is it really a burger? What’s a Boca anyway? Do you grill them or just pop them in the microwave? Or maybe there's a special appliance to cook them in like those hot dog toasters? Have you ever seen those? You know, where it cooks your hot dog and toasts your bun all at the same time. Nifty! Do you eat them on a bun with ketchup and mustard and try to pretend they are real burgers?
Another thing that befuddles me. You have a calculator watch that doesn't calculate. Is this like the reading glasses? You wear it simply for fashion’s sake? Well, in this case, I must admit they are cute, so I would completely understand the fashion statement. So, unless there’s another reason you wear the watch, I suppose I do not need further clarification on this matter.
You have a space bar that doesn't always space. Howdoesthisnotdriveyoucrazy? You are enthralled with knobs and buttons so, I would think you could fix this for yourself. Are you sure the problem is with the keyboard and not the operator of the keyboard? Perhaps your thumbs are too busy wrapped around a cold beer while you are typing and you just don’t have the motivation to hit the space bar? I suppose I would understand this as well.
I’m simply perplexed by the notion that you're afraid of toilets, yet you insist on using them everyday. Wouldn’t you want to avoid something you're afraid of at all costs? And what are you so afraid of anyway? That something is going to jump up and bite you on the butt? Do you check your butt in the mirror before you leave the restroom? You should, you know. (This has been a public service announcement sponsored by The Friends of Karen_Kay.)
And finally, you love algebra. Well, sort of like the calculator watch, I do indeed understand this. In fact, this makes me oddly attracted to you. (Don’t tell KK, though, okay?) If you care to elaborate on this side of your personality, I would be more than happy to sit with a glass of wine by the fire and gaze into the computer screen while you explain to me the intricacies of computing Galois groups. Or better yet, as I will be drinking, just tell me finally why x = 2.
These are all things I don't understand about you. Things I strive to understand. You have an air of mystery around you and I find this quite intriguing and captivating. I implore you to share more of yourself with me, umm, I mean with all of us. In all reality, who doesn't want to know more about the man (umm...I assume you're a man) who calls himself kid47? Please tell us more.
Hope you’re having a marvelous Thursday, kid! Come out and play a bit. I even made oatmeal cookies for you last night :).
AD
Posted by spoc on June 10, 2004, at 21:12:51
In reply to kid47, International Man of Mystery, posted by All Done on June 10, 2004, at 11:02:45
Posted by karen_kay on June 10, 2004, at 22:15:16
In reply to kid47, International Man of Mystery, posted by All Done on June 10, 2004, at 11:02:45
first of all, haven't i told you several times to stay away from 'my kid'? you just have to throw yourself at him every chance you get, don't you? and i believe you even once had the NERVE to call me a hussy??? i do understand that i tend to have a faulty memory, but I explicitly remember you referring to me as such. why don't you take a look in the mirror (shocking invention isn't it?) to find where the real shameless flirt is? i have a feeling i'm sleeping with her husband (yes, he was with me last night dear. sorry to tell you) even though he does have a hairy back. so please do us ALL a favor by stopping this borderline harrassment towards kid, ok? your attempts just are NOT luring him near ('what', you say? 'it's not working?' welll sister, DID I STUTTER?)
and to think, you even attempt to steal HIS glory, by revealing all of the great things about him. wonders never cease, do they?
so, in addition to stealing his lines, you also try to get him to play by using faux affection? you sure are something, know it? do remember that even though this is an online-forum, people can get a sense of your personality (no, we don't see how physically attractive you are, even though i'm sure you are beautiful) by your words alone. so, your 'mental image' right now is shot. you are probably wearing a tight, blue miniskirt (not fashionable for a 123 year old, i might add), an unstylish glitter halter top (no dear, those went out of style when prositution was deamed illegal), and very high heels (though EVERYONE knows you can't walk in them). so, give up the 'mrs cleaver' image. you aren't fooling anyone. we see what you're doing.
so missy, smarten up, fly right and GIVE IT UP! while some men won't be able to look past your large breasts, your beautiful smile and your very lovely hair, kid is a man with standards. he wouldn't fall for your trap. your ways of drawing him near are only making run to the corner and cover his head. so, stop already and KNOW that kid will come out to play IF and WHEN i tell him to. and you just delayed his reappearance by another extra week (don't you hate when gym teachers used to do that? make your whole team run extra laps if one person was falling behind.)!!!! so, everyone has you to blame for this cluster****! now dear, sleep with your eyes open, i have a feeling people are going to chase you down with a sock and a bar of soap! good job taking one for the team, ooops, i mean allowing the team to take one for you! sweet dreams dear :)
Posted by All Done on June 11, 2004, at 14:36:33
In reply to Re:Nyuck nyuck! Good ones. And I learned a lot! :) (nm) » All Done, posted by spoc on June 10, 2004, at 21:12:51
Posted by spoc on June 11, 2004, at 15:54:20
In reply to Don't believe everything you read ;) (nm) » spoc, posted by All Done on June 11, 2004, at 14:36:33
Posted by All Done on June 11, 2004, at 18:14:18
In reply to just what do you think you are doing, missy??? » All Done, posted by karen_kay on June 10, 2004, at 22:15:16
Posted by All Done on June 11, 2004, at 18:15:06
In reply to MAMA!! Tell KK to stop! She's being all jealous (nm), posted by All Done on June 11, 2004, at 18:14:18
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