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Posted by Larry Hoover on September 25, 2004, at 16:04:47
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Deer Kill 17,000
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
War Dims Hope for Peace
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Posted by gardenergirl on September 25, 2004, at 18:45:59
In reply to best headlines, posted by Larry Hoover on September 25, 2004, at 16:04:47
I once saw a movie marquee (it was one of those 2nd run places) that said:
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
JFKI swear to Dog! Wish I'd had a camera at the time.
gg
Posted by gardenergirl on September 25, 2004, at 18:51:15
In reply to best headlines, posted by Larry Hoover on September 25, 2004, at 16:04:47
You really gave my laugh muscles a much needed workout!
gg
Posted by Pfinstegg on September 25, 2004, at 20:15:11
In reply to Oh and btw...thanks! » Larry Hoover, posted by gardenergirl on September 25, 2004, at 18:51:15
Those were terrific! I appreciate having such a good laugh. I love having them all listed one after the other, because as soon as you stop giggling about one, you've got another - and then another! Did you find them all?
Posted by 10derHeart on September 26, 2004, at 0:52:37
In reply to best headlines, posted by Larry Hoover on September 25, 2004, at 16:04:47
Posted by Larry Hoover on September 26, 2004, at 8:14:29
In reply to Re: Thanks, Larry!, posted by Pfinstegg on September 25, 2004, at 20:15:11
> Those were terrific! I appreciate having such a good laugh. I love having them all listed one after the other, because as soon as you stop giggling about one, you've got another - and then another! Did you find them all?
No, I cut and pasted from something I got from somebody else. They didn't come with an attribution, so I couldn't tell you who first collected them.
I'm happy to have shared some smiling.
Lar
Posted by Jonathan on October 1, 2004, at 0:55:27
In reply to best headlines, posted by Larry Hoover on September 25, 2004, at 16:04:47
The above appeared in the British 'paper The Guardian in the early '80s (eek! I was reading newspapers before some of you were born). At that time the UK Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) was divided over whether to oppose all nuclear weapons or only those deployed by western countries. A reader's letter published the next day pointed out that the headline writer had used the wrong ornithological metaphor: it should have read "CND hawks ...".
Thanks, Larry, for getting this thread off to such a hilarious start.
This is the end of the thread.
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