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Posted by Bobby on January 6, 2005, at 10:25:15
I you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5,and 6
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and may bite off your ear.
Posted by anastasia56 on January 6, 2005, at 10:45:42
In reply to psychiatric hotline, posted by Bobby on January 6, 2005, at 10:25:15
Posted by partlycloudy on January 6, 2005, at 12:36:30
In reply to psychiatric hotline, posted by Bobby on January 6, 2005, at 10:25:15
Posted by jasmineneroli on January 6, 2005, at 23:58:25
In reply to psychiatric hotline, posted by Bobby on January 6, 2005, at 10:25:15
You forgot GAD in your options, how about:
If you have GAD, go back to the menu and listen to all the numerical options, write them down, pick one, worry that it's the wrong choice, pick another....oh, go back to the main menu again and.....better yet, just hang up, check the number and dial again!!!!!
Jas
GAD sufferer
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