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Posted by lynn970 on September 7, 2005, at 21:05:03
Subject: Why indeed !!!
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>>>Subject: Why indeed !!!
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>>> >Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
>>> >are
>>>
>>> >getting weak?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
>>> >is
>>>
>>> >not enough?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
>>>stars,but
>>>
>>> >check when you say the paint is wet?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>>>
>>>>
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>>> >Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
>>> >a
>>>
>>> >revolver at him?
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>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
>>>
>>> >alwayswhite?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
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>>> >something new to eat will have materialized?
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>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
>>> >vacuum
>>>
>>> >cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
>>>give
>>>
>>> >the vacuum one more chance?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed lightfixtures?
>>>
>>> >
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>>> >When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
>>> >shopping
>>>
>>> >cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
>>> >Well,
>>>
>>> >it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot!"?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
>>> >off
>>>
>>> >the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
>>>when
>>>
>>> >we complained about the heat?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >How come younever hear father-in-law jokes?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
>>> >wife
>>>
>>> >told you to do it?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky
>>>diving!
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> >And my FAVORITE......
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>>> >
>>>
>>> >The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
>>>
>>> >suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
>>>
>>> >friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
>>>
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Posted by spriggy on September 7, 2005, at 22:39:18
In reply to ROFL, posted by lynn970 on September 7, 2005, at 21:05:03
Posted by wildcard on September 7, 2005, at 22:56:33
In reply to ROFL, posted by lynn970 on September 7, 2005, at 21:05:03
LOL...that was a funny for sure!!!
Posted by TamaraJ on September 10, 2005, at 11:25:36
In reply to ROFL, posted by lynn970 on September 7, 2005, at 21:05:03
> >>> >Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
-- LOL!! I ask myself that everytime I do it!:-)
> >>> >When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
-- ?? We are supposed to say "It's all right?"? I thought we were supposed to follow them through the store and continually ram our own carts into their heel to teach them a valuable lesson!:-) Just kidding of course, I always say "It's ok" even when I am thinking @#@!@#!#@#@#@##@!!!
Posted by lynn970 on September 11, 2005, at 7:03:36
In reply to Re: ROFL » lynn970, posted by TamaraJ on September 10, 2005, at 11:25:36
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