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Posted by SLS on February 7, 2009, at 6:02:30
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone)., posted by Phillipa on February 6, 2009, at 21:47:59
> But Declan couldn't answer Texas Chic as he was totally passed out on the floor. Was it a stroke or drugs. Now the tension grows. Where did that doc Scott go we need him now. Anyone got the paddles? Phillipa
Now, you know the only paddles this hospital has are for ECT! Should we shock him anyway? Maybe we can get all of his neurotransmitters to flood out the drugs from his brain I am just troubled by the idea that he might forget how to pay us.
- Scott
Posted by SLS on February 7, 2009, at 6:30:25
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone)., posted by SLS on February 7, 2009, at 6:02:30
> > But Declan couldn't answer Texas Chic as he was totally passed out on the floor. Was it a stroke or drugs. Now the tension grows. Where did that doc Scott go we need him now. Anyone got the paddles? Phillipa
>
> Now, you know the only paddles this hospital has are for ECT! Should we shock him anyway? Maybe we can get all of his neurotransmitters to flood out the drugs from his brain I am just troubled by the idea that he might forget how to pay us.When I bent down and yelled in his ear "Do you have insurance?", he immediately woke up and was as lucid as can be.
Posted by Phillipa on February 7, 2009, at 13:24:44
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone)., posted by SLS on February 7, 2009, at 6:30:25
So Declan proceeded to make a come back as the thought of no having insurance worked better that even the cardiac massage the good doc Scott had threatened to perform on him. My was he faking? I would hope not. Phillipa
Posted by Tabitha on February 7, 2009, at 13:53:47
In reply to Re: Should I write a book about this forum? » Tabitha, posted by Glydin 3.9 on February 6, 2009, at 13:31:57
Posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 16:35:04
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone)., posted by Phillipa on February 6, 2009, at 21:47:59
Just as well we had some medical expertise at the party.
These parties may be hazardous for your health.
Posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 16:37:12
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone)., posted by SLS on February 7, 2009, at 6:02:30
>Maybe we can get all of his neurotransmitters to flood out the drugs from his brain I am just troubled by the idea that he might forget how to pay us.
I can sense a MAOI nortriptylline cocktail coming my way.
Posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 16:39:16
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone)., posted by SLS on February 7, 2009, at 6:30:25
>When I bent down and yelled in his ear "Do you have insurance?", he immediately woke up and was as lucid as can be.
You got me there :)
Posted by Phillipa on February 7, 2009, at 19:23:19
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone). » SLS, posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 16:39:16
Okay Declan your turn. Did Declan take the MAO cocktail? Love PJ
Posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
In reply to Re: It Was Time for a Party....(your turn anyone). » Sigismund, posted by Phillipa on February 7, 2009, at 19:23:19
{If we click on the INCLUDE THIS POST button, the whole story will be there} Just erase this part & include the part after the .......s below
....................At that point 2 things happened simultaneously:
1) Everyone present heard an eerie version of Dr. Bob's voice echoing "Did I hear someone mention paddles??? PLEASE BE CIVIL & do not say or DO anything that could hurt someone else's feelings"
2) Declan had said, "I can sense a MAOI nortriptylline cocktail coming my way."
Kath, who was sitting on the sofa next to his now alert body, said, "I have NO idea what that is!!! I heard weed mentioned & I'm sure my son could hook us up with some of THAT. But Dec - I'll see what I can do for you." With that, she went into the kitchen, scratching her head & trying to figure out whose house they were in, anyway!
Posted by Phillipa on February 7, 2009, at 20:17:33
In reply to The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
And Kath then got some weed and began to smoke it. She became strange and fell on the floor. Now two patients. What to do where's that doc? Phillipa
Posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:28:03
In reply to The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
At that point 2 things happened simultaneously:
1) Everyone present heard an eerie version of Dr. Bob's voice echoing "Did I hear someone mention paddles??? PLEASE BE CIVIL & do not say or DO anything that could hurt someone else's feelings"
2) Declan had said, "I can sense a MAOI nortriptylline cocktail coming my way."
Kath, who was sitting on the sofa next to his now alert body, said, "I have NO idea what that is!!! I heard weed mentioned & I'm sure my son could hook us up with some of THAT. But Dec - I'll see what I can do for you." With that, she went into the kitchen, scratching her head & trying to figure out whose house they were in, anyway!
And Kath then got some weed and began to smoke it. She became strange and fell on the floor. Now two patients. What to do where's that doc?
Phillipa stood up abruptly from the easy chair she'd been lounging in. Hands on hips, she announced, "Oh this is ridiculous. This isn't much of a party if everyone is just doing drugs & collapsing! Oh look, here comes TC, and who is that chasing after her?"
Posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 22:17:53
In reply to The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:11:57
Declan woke up and thought he better keep away from the meds, so he followed Kath into her kitchen saying 'What do you keep in here? I thought we were at KKs, but it's still the same continent. Where's that son of yours?'
Posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 22:19:29
In reply to Re: The story continues.............., posted by Kath on February 7, 2009, at 20:28:03
>Oh this is ridiculous. This isn't much of a party if everyone is just doing drugs & collapsing!
A voice came from the kitchen
'But that is the point".
Posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:46:27
In reply to Re: The story continues.............. » Kath, posted by Sigismund on February 7, 2009, at 22:19:29
And then Bob decided he wanted some weed and began hoarding it all for himself which made Declan very angry and he swung his arms up in the air and hit Bob over the head and got the weed back and started laughing. Phillipa
Posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:48:32
In reply to Re: The story continues.............., posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:46:27
And Phillipa with hands on hips said uh oh we're all going to get a please be civil and ran out of the room looking for doc Scott for a prescription for a cocktail of anything he could think up .
Posted by Kath on February 8, 2009, at 17:47:15
In reply to Re: The story continues.............., posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 0:48:32
In response to the whole situation, & Declan's comments in general, Kath said,
"I REALLY think we need a change of venue here. This is a little too close to home for me, being that it apparently IS my home! Here I thought we were at kk's!!! Let's get everybody together & head for Toronto. Larry lives down there; maybe we can call him up or something & think of somewhere interesting to go."
"Come on gang - TC, Scott, Phillipa, Dec, everyone else - let's go. We can walk out to catch the Viva bus & head down Yonge Street (which, in case you didn't know, is the longest street in the World). Anybody gotta pee before we go? And DON'T raid my medicine chest either!"
Posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 19:15:21
In reply to Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto, posted by Kath on February 8, 2009, at 17:47:15
But Phillipa especially hates the cold weather and decides to stay in the nice warm house and raid the medicine cabinet of any and all drugs. And then hits the liquor cabinet. Meanwhile Lar calls and says he wants to come to Kath's house and meet the great doc Scott and Declan the witty miracle of mankind. Phillipa
Posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:48:53
In reply to Re: Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto, posted by Phillipa on February 8, 2009, at 19:15:21
But they are all outside heading for the oncoming bus when they hear "ROAD TRIP" it was Jade. She was very indignant at first because she always gets scolded for wanting to have fun.....and they were going to leave without her!...sniff sniff. But they tell her she can come so she and her Parnate join the party....do the others make it out of the house in time? Here comes the bus! The suspense....
Posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:53:50
In reply to Re: Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto » Phillipa, posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:48:53
Thats when they all decide it might behoove them to have THE LARRY HOOVER along.....Hold that bus!!!
Posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:58:05
In reply to Re: Larry? kk? Anyone want to join? Goin' to Toronto, posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:53:50
Posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 0:25:14
In reply to Re: Next????? (nm), posted by JadeKelly on February 8, 2009, at 23:58:05
Posted by Sigismund on February 9, 2009, at 1:34:37
In reply to Re: TORONTO OR BUST (nm), posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 0:25:14
'If someone knows someone in Toronto I'll go there after I go to the bathroom, where is it actually?.
'But if nobody does, I want *out* of the anglosphere. How about Quebec City?'
Posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 3:03:57
In reply to Re: TORONTO OR BUST, posted by Sigismund on February 9, 2009, at 1:34:37
As Sigismund was given directions to Kath's bathroom,
the rest pondered there destination. Quebec City was sounding good....to some.....would there be a brawl over Toronto vs. Quebec City? Was there a plot brewing to get someone blo*ked so they couldnt vote......?As it turned out Sigismund requires a good amount of time in the bathroom so the lenthy debate began....
Posted by Kath on February 9, 2009, at 12:52:01
In reply to Re: TORONTO OR ..................TROUBLE, posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 3:03:57
Kath said "Skip this bus - we can catch the next one when we decide where to go. I vote for Quebec City except it's as cold as the Arctic there in winter!!! Although I guess they have a winter Festival & the French Canadians SURE are fun!!"
Posted by Phillipa on February 9, 2009, at 21:54:11
In reply to Quebec perhaps??, posted by Kath on February 9, 2009, at 12:52:01
Phillipa and Scott and Kath finally decides no more cold hey change of plans lets head to Florida. And Kath is not sure if she needs a passport. But wait the US people didn't to enter Canada are they now all stuck in the cold forever. And Declan's pee is now yellow snow out the bathroom window. We must teach this man some decency!!!! What's wrong with Declan now? Oh no hope no paddles needed for a frozen pee pee. Lar wants to come too. And he starts driving over the border leaving the others to fend for themselves. What will happen suspense building????
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