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Posted by manic666 on April 2, 2009, at 8:05:33
in rome a gladiator, gets ready to fight a lion in the arena, infront of most of rome,s elete, but the emperor nero hates his guts ,so has advised his commander to add a few disabilaties to the gladiator , he said how will you fight the lion , the gladiator said i will strangle it with my bare hands , i dont think so?i have to chop off both your arms, no worries i will kick it to death , i dont think so as well , i have to chop off your legs,oooooook i will head butt it ,that may be a bit dificult as you will be buried up too your neck in the sand.the day comes an all you see in the middle of the arena is his head ,suddenly the bigest lion you have ever seen enter,s the arena an makes straight towards the stranded gladiator. as it gets near to him it leaps into the air the gladiator turns his head just in time an bits the lions balls off, the hole erena stand,s an shout ,\ fight fair you bastard/
Posted by Dr. Bob on April 2, 2009, at 23:14:55
In reply to clean joke from biblical times, posted by manic666 on April 2, 2009, at 8:05:33
> the gladiator said i will strangle it with my bare hands , i dont think so?i have to chop off both your arms
Please don't treat injury lightly.
But please don't take this personally, either. This doesn't mean I don't like you or think you're a bad person. And I'm sorry if this hurts.
Laughter is the best medicine, so I want to encourage it, but at the same time I think there need to be limits to keep the atmosphere here supportive.
More information about posting policies is in the FAQ:
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#civil
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#enforceFollow-ups regarding these issues should be redirected to Psycho-Babble Administration. They, as well as replies to the above post, should of course themselves be civil.
Thanks,
Bob
Posted by myco on April 3, 2009, at 10:20:32
In reply to clean joke from biblical times, posted by manic666 on April 2, 2009, at 8:05:33
we're being fed to the lions manic lol
> in rome a gladiator, gets ready to fight a lion in the arena, infront of most of rome,s elete, but the emperor nero hates his guts ,so has advised his commander to add a few disabilaties to the gladiator , he said how will you fight the lion , the gladiator said i will strangle it with my bare hands , i dont think so?i have to chop off both your arms, no worries i will kick it to death , i dont think so as well , i have to chop off your legs,oooooook i will head butt it ,that may be a bit dificult as you will be buried up too your neck in the sand.the day comes an all you see in the middle of the arena is his head ,suddenly the bigest lion you have ever seen enter,s the arena an makes straight towards the stranded gladiator. as it gets near to him it leaps into the air the gladiator turns his head just in time an bits the lions balls off, the hole erena stand,s an shout ,\ fight fair you bastard/
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