Posted by ace on July 20, 2003, at 22:49:06
In reply to Ace, Anybody tried this ssri-withdrawal protocol?, posted by McPac on July 17, 2003, at 21:15:59
> Ace,
> someone sent me that info for ssri withdrawal...if you scan down the page, it starts talking about how to withdraw, a product called Immunocal, glutathione, etc..I was just wondering if that method really did help the ssri (and other meds) withdrawal...I'm not withdrawing, just posted it because many here are..my doc just started me on Lexapro recently,haven't been on it very long....kinda 'so-so' so far, I can still raise the dose a bit but I'm just sitting tight for awhile, seeing what happens....who knows Ace, maybe someday I will once again take the plunge and join the Nardil club again...I welcome you to the wonderful world of Nardil with open arms bro! Forget these SSRIs, we need you on Nardil!
.as for this, "BTW, you went out of town recently- did you manage to find that penis enhancer I asked you for!!!!!!!!!!!???? That's the REAL reason you went out of town isn't it, you dirty boy!"
> .........DUDE!!!!!!!I thought that was just OUR secret!!!!!!!!!Now every chick on this board is gonna know that we have to be measured by YARDSTICKS, not rulers!!!!!!!!!Very well put!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If not a little modest!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, actually when I went out of town I paid a visit to a Dr. I.M. Footlong, who has an office in Chicago.....he is extremely hard to meet with as he only sees SERIOUS customers!
Footlong MD you mean? Hows the old lad doing these days?! Boy I could tell you some deals me and Footlong have done...BUT....I would have to have you keep them secret.!
Anyway, after arranging a top-secret meeting in the middle of the night (with over 60 of his bodyguards present!) I plunked down $500,000 (in unmarked bills)----he KNEW then that I meant business! So he shows me a few of his highly-sought-after penile enhancement packages, products that would drop any girl's jaw! But I told him that me and Ace only demanded THE BEST, that I wasn't leaving until he showed me his state-of-the-art, incomparable, one-of-a-kind, top-notch "LadyKiller"----he has only made just TWO of these enhancers because he is terrified that if they fall into the wrong hands there is no telling what the repercussions might be! So I calmly plunked down ANOTHER $500,000 and talked him into giving me a "buy-one-get-one-free" deal.........he lectured me for over 6 HOURS, telling me that this product would make our "packages" swell to epic proportions and that NO woman could possibly resist! After reading the 38,000 page Owners Manual, I quickly put the product to the test.
Within minutes I felt like I had just grown a third leg!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it McPac!!!! Third Leg!!!!!!!!
As I walked down the street to catch a cab, women were jumping on me in hordes, tackling me in every direction, they all wanted to experience the "LadyKiller" in action! After pleasing over 140 women,Now I must pull you up on this McPacster....140 woman? You can do a lot better than that boy! Are you some sort of old man?! Loose the friggin' crutches and pump like a kid again!
I stumbled into the cab (where many more were waiting!). All I can say Brother is that I have shipped your "LadyKiller" first-class to you...you should be receiving it any moment now! PLEASE read the instructions first!!!This thing can be LETHAL! You will NOT be able to attend a University class without maniacal packs of wild women leaping onto your lap!!!Good luck Brother and let the board know how Dr. Footlong's product works!!!!!!!!!!
OK, you want the lowdown....I waited until 2 am when everyone was asleep to try it. This was serious bussiness for me. Anyhow, after applying Footlongs product I was amazed, nothing happened! My jaw drooped Southwards...and so did my penis! I said to myself "McPac you bastard! This is the best you can do!"Anyhow, that night a booked an express ticket to USA from Aussieland. Nex one was 9am next morning. I was going to go to Footlongs and give him a grand ass-whopping (just like I gave Tyson a time ago). Furthermore, the McPacs residency was on my list too. Although I was very angry with you the McPacster I couldn't risk violence...after all the fact that you have been on Nardil disqualifies you from the wrath of Ace.
Come (Cum!) the morning....HOLY SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't raise my head or body of the friggin' bed!!!!!!!!! I stretched my neck and looked under the sheets..........there it was!!!!!!!!! Friggin' 4 feet long. I was in awe (I actually cried tears of joy..and tears of horniness!)
I reached for the phone...called a girlfriend up...to help!. She came around real quick. But at the site of my beast she fainted....called another girlfriend....she was in awe too. She lifted me off the bed...but the weight was too much...I fell back like a domino!
Well, lets just say the gal enjoyed the beast and I've been trapped in my bed ever since. No uni. No strolls along the beach. Just me in my bed with the beast and my female fans. McPac...have you any idea when the beast will turn to its original (but still beastily) size??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The story will continue....................
Ace!
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