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Re: The artificial nature of psychiatric diagnosis

Posted by ed_uk on December 1, 2004, at 10:39:51

In reply to Re: The artificial nature of psychiatric diagnosis, posted by ed_uk on December 1, 2004, at 10:07:06

I've decided to re-name some of the DSM disorders to give them more truthful names.

This is how it works...
a) the DSM disorder
b) Ed's new name for the disorder


a) Conduct disorder
b) Unpleasant child syndrome

a) Schizophrenia
b) Undiagnosable psychosis

a) Histrionic personality disorder
b) Theatrical personality

a) Antisocial personality disorder
b) Psychopath

a) Oppositional defiant disorder
b) Normal (but rather annoying) child

a) Sexual aversion disorder
b) Paxil-induced asexually

a) Schizotypal personality disorder
b) Mildly eccentric person

a) Generalised anxiety disorder
b) Someone who worries about 'normal' things but to an excessive degree

a) Asperger's disorder
b) Me as a child (perhaps!)

a) Mental retardation
b) Learning difficulties

a) Body dysmorphic disorder
b) Ed's syndrome

I'd also like to introduce some new DSM categories.........

SSRI dependence

Neuroleptic dependence

Pharm rep-induced delusional disorder... psychiatrists are said to be particularly vulnerable

Serotonergic laziness disorder


Ed.


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