Posted by manic666 on March 15, 2010, at 10:03:23
in england when you hit a certain age// the NHS sent you a bowel test pack /// let me explain with out you pukeing// you have a card with 3 stick down flaps an a lot of pooh sticks//you go to the shitter an get your pooh stick an take a sample//then you lift the flap on the first of 3 //there are 2 blank spaces to wipe a litte of the crap,// you have to get it from 2 different parts of the said turd///close the flap write the date an do the same the next 2 days //so you have 6 different samples///then you put them in a special sh*t proof bag an send off free post an wait 2 weeks///are you still there or have you passed out///anyway mine came back today all clear so thats cool.//its scary but a great idea dont you thing// my bowels are all over the place with meds. an if i get constipation i can an do split fishers up my *rs* //like 4 inch long paper cuts an the hurt like f*ck.with anxierty most of my life i usually crap like a flock of blackbirds ie wet. so over the years my *rs* didnt develop to take constipation its a bummer ..its not funny but i always laugh at my troubles//// but i didnt fawlter on doing the test but if you let it it can be a trigger big style //i mean waiting 2 weeks to se if you *rs* is intact/// but its one thing not to worry my now with my iratic *rs*, an irritable bowel we get at times
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