Posted by Jost on August 29, 2006, at 4:14:46
In reply to Caution, Cations and Whale-watching. » Jost, posted by llrrrpp on August 28, 2006, at 20:55:16
So, I'm like off to Japan for a visit to this famous restaurant. it has an 11-story waterslide.and the tenderest whitewhale meat in the whale-eating universe. Four-star white whale meat-- worth a voyage.
They have some secret way of treating the meat. Brings out the flavor. No one knows how: secret's been handed down for generations in the family.
Some people say they take the whales and force them down the slide, because the pure chlorine bath and the andrenaline rush marinate the meat. And they only use the best prime whaleblubber.
That would be cruelty to animals, though, and I'm sure PETA would get involved. So I doubt it.
Plus no whale would be crazy enough to get into their hands. Whales know these things. Occasionally a young reckless one, maybe, but none of your cautious, sensible mature whales, or their flocks.
Jost
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