Posted by fayeroe on April 15, 2008, at 11:13:15
In reply to i've got a mental image!! » fayeroe, posted by karen_kay on March 17, 2008, at 19:23:16
To all who exercise,this is a report about going to the gym in my Vera Wang dress, stilleteos, veil and gloves.
I have really bad news, I fell on the treadmill as soon as I got on the d*amned thing...I was lying there, flailing my arms and the old men who were sitting in chairs doing leg lifts could not help me up. In fact one fell on top of me, losing his dentures, which caused me to struggle even more. My right glove got caught in the treadmill and I lost my good CZ ring that I wear on my middle pointing finger!!
After I got up and saw the tears in my clothing, I decided that it wouldn't be worth it to keep the regimen up, at the gym, because Vera Wang dresses are really hard to come by in Lockhart, Texas. (pop 11k)(I'm not even going to mention the fact that the gym owner peed his pants and ran from the building crying.)Can I say pee on PB?
I''ve decided to sue the gym and the old man who fell on top of me. (He couldn't find his dentures and I told him to get off my back and sue the gym.)
The local paper carried the story and if one more old man asks me for my autograph, I'm going to sue the paper for exposing me. I'm just lucky that there wasn't a photographer there (excluding moi)
The story was more than graphic and I feel that they didn't have to tell about my good ole girls and my a** shining like little beacons in the Texas sky! Besides it is way colder in that gym than is healthy. (not in the old men's eyes, of course)
I need some green grass to help me get over the trauma that I've suffered.
I sure hope that the offenders haven't heard about this. Thank God this is my last week there before I move on to greener (grass) pastures.
Sincerely,
Fayeroe
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