Posted by shar on November 4, 2000, at 0:11:20
In reply to Re: The animal is . . . ., posted by B Day on November 3, 2000, at 19:42:05
Honorable Ambassador and the other one (Couch Person Extraordinaire?) I humbly ask to be a citizen of Lumptonia. Upon my word, I promise to shower, change clothes, move, and expend energy as little as possible. I will wear my moccasins with the holes in them for another 5 years. I vow to support the Kingdom/Queendom throughout my metamorphesis, which shall, by rights, take place on my sofa with my remote and special blankie.
I also will not answer my phone or the door, and instead hope that people will think I am not home. I will only check my mail every other day. I will eat over the sink, except for chocolate which I will hide away in secret and safe places, and take out and enjoy as a forbidden pleasure. That may be our currency, eh?
I hope that I can live up to these standards. The Tortoise has always been my hero.
S
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