Posted by Sunnely on November 10, 2000, at 1:31:59
In reply to Re: Favorite quotations. please add yours!, posted by pullmarine on October 31, 2000, at 23:22:35
Confucius say (I think). Sorry, if some not nice:
1. "Man who run in front of car, get tired."
2. "Man who run behind car, get exhausted."
3. "Man who fly upside down, have crack up."
4. "Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly."
5. "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
6. "War doesn't determine who's right. War determnes who's left."
7. "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
8. "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
9. "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
10. "Man who sit on tack get point!"
11. "Man who live in glass house should change in basement."
12. "People who live in glass houses have limited love life."
13. "People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass."
14. "Chinese author of "Brown Spots on Wall" named Who Flung Poo."
15. "Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."
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