Posted by B Day on November 16, 2000, at 16:39:30
In reply to Re: Is our Labassador Incorrigible? Shar, posted by Emmanuela on November 16, 2000, at 15:15:42
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> 8 feet long? It's no wonder then that he is Our Ambassador.
>Dearest Emmanuela and Citizens of Lumptonia,
While the Ambassador refuses to be tricked in replying to the beguiling words of the Prime Ministeress ONCE AGAIN, he does agree with her that it seems the poor Lumptonian people have lost their way somewhat. Perhaps it would help for us to turn our brief attention spans to the unfinished business of our nation.
Below you will find an incomplete list of info and statistics about Lumptonia. Many of these items need some form of final determination. Some need further elaboration. The list is not complete so there is also a need for further additions to it. In some cases we might need two, three or more alternates to the choices below.
The Ambassador wonders if anyone has continued to chronicle the modern herstory of our people in their land and journeys since our beloved Herstorical Curator "retired".
In addition we could use some sort of a dictionary, an organized compilation of Lumptonian habits, customs and sacred institutions. Also needed is a complete list of government officials, religious figures and quitters...if anyone feel up to me. As for myself, I am exhausted. Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewww!
Of course it almost goes without saying, "Think not what Lumptonia can do for you, but think of what you can get others to do for you and Lumptonia".
Feeling a nap coming on now,
Ambassador B
* National Nickname: The Chrysalis State ?
* Date of Self-determination: November 2, 2000
* Largest national population: ?
* Capitol: ?
* Total Area: ?
* Size: ?
* Driving Time: ?
* Highest Point: The Hypomanian Range ?
* Lowest point: Death Valley ?
* Average Weather: Gloomy ?
* Average Sunrise: ? (no one will probably ever know)
* Average Sunset: ?* National Government: Lumpocracy ?
* National Armed Forces: Our All Female Volunteer Militia
* National Peace Corps: All Male Female Service (mandatory induction)
* National Law Enforcement Constable: Sterling (the Whip) CPE
* National Religion: Lumpism
* National National Flag: (we need a final description)
* National Motto: Ssssiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhh! Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewww!
* National Badge Of Honor: Sticky Brown Lips
* National Anthem: The Scar-Mangled Banter
* National Song: Lumptonia The Pupatal
* National Military Hymn: The Scares Of Schizophrene
* National Dance: The Lumptonian Shuffle Side to side ?
* National Walk: The Lumptonian Shuffle To and Fro ?
* National Pastime: Lumping (aka: couching, coccooning)
* National Sport:
* National Exercise: Mouse or remote-control clicking)
* National Olympics: (these still need to be added)* National Animal: The Rocking Horse
* National Mascot: The Tortoise
* National Mammal: The Sloth
* National Reptile: The Tortoise
* National Bird: The Bird
* National Fish: ?
* National Insect: The Butterfly
* National Tree: ?
* National Flower: ?
* National Gift: Lump Baskets
* National Drink: Red Wine (since coffee is like oxygen to us)
* National Food: Chocolate
* National Cuisine: Chocolate, Triple Brie (or any other cheese), pie, Diet Coke 4, Milk, Potatoes, GF International Coffees, Nestle's Quick, Hersey's Syrup (need to add others)
poster:B Day
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