Posted by Phil on June 26, 2002, at 6:42:30
In reply to ...you are the best. » Phil, posted by shar on June 25, 2002, at 23:40:53
You know, if a guy has a bald spot, they should do a face lift on the top of his head. If you did a side to side stretch and sew, his ears would be moved up a few inches thereby being relocated to the top-side of the cranius(; )
Ears would be at a 45 degree angle to the sun. Have to be careful in the shower.
Tummy tucks probably aren't necessary. I would just recommend that people have about 30 styrofoam peanuts for breakfast. They probably don't break down and there's no added weight or room for ding-dongs.
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