Posted by ~~tabitha~~ on September 4, 2002, at 2:09:31
In reply to Re: Shhh!, posted by Ted on September 3, 2002, at 18:14:35
>
> OK, then we will have to keep this on a purely emotional and flirtatious level. I'm not trying to scare you away!Perhaps our 2 days are up. Starting to get complicated. ;-)
> > I think then it would be considered a threesome, wouldn't it?
>
> Only if I participate. Watching isn't participation.So are you OK if there's a dog in the room? Just... watching?
>
> No -- I don't know Liz Phair. I live a sheltered life in classical music.
Well the song I was thinking of is all about ending up with a one-nighter when you really want a boyfriend. The lyrics don't read too well on their own, but if you're curious, here's a link. Pick #35.http://www.visi.com/~lazlo/liz/lyrics.html
>
> > Why do you think this is weird? Lots of guys like smart women.
>
> More guys like models with giant breasts and little enough brain not to question why they hang around with such men. Trust me.I know, I know... but do you actually feel "weird" for liking smart women? How about feeling a little pride that you're not completely shallow?
>
> >Lots of people have strange taste in looks too.
>
> Ain't that the truth!! :-)
> Hanging out in the airport or the mall is a *riot*.I knew a guy in college who actually thought the sexiest woman was Larraine Neumann. Remember her from the original SNL? Tall, anorexic-thin, big nose, nasal voice, frizzy hair. You just never know.
>
> Because *so many* men want uncomplicated sex and too many women are willing to provide it.Right, but being willing to provide it is not the same as wanting it. I think we're in agreement on this, though it seems like we're going back and forth.
>I'm sorry... I was raised differently. I only visited a bar once in my life. My lifetime consumption of beer is under 2 liters.Oh, so that's why you're such a naughty boy online. Compensation for a lifetime of proper behavior. :-)
> She's a woman, though, so she'll probably still be pissed.Yeah, I would be. Really I just wondered if you had some kind of open marriage, because of your comments about not minding if she had an affair. (I'm still reserving my right be be skeptical about whether you'd REALLY not mind.)
>
> > Phil! OMG! I forgot about Phil! Now I've probably ruined my chances with him :(
>
> Either that or your chances have dramatically improved! :-) Just show him your thong and see what happens. :-)I know there was a post about Phil and thongs. Well, here's on of those strange babble moments, I'm about to put "Phil thong" into the search engine...
(several minutes later)
...No luck. Not even with just "thong". Ever notice that search thing doesn't seem to find stuff? Really, I swear there was a post about Phil walking around town in a thong, cowboy hat, and flip-flops. I could not be making this up.
>
> Ok, ok. Just be careful and most of all, HAVE FUN! Flirting is fun, especially in public with strangers. Just be careful with them.Thanks for the concern. Just did a whole therapy session on overcoming shyness. Maybe I"ll make some progress in the "real" world.
So, Ted, just one more question...
Do you still respect me?
Tabby.
poster:~~tabitha~~
thread:29660
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20020829/msgs/29838.html