Posted by AdaGrace on May 13, 2005, at 9:33:47
In reply to Re: I'm freaking tired of PMT too!!!! » AdaGrace, posted by Slinky on May 12, 2005, at 0:56:11
Women pass watermellons from their loins, why some of them even do it by biting down on a stick without any pain medication.
Loved it when in the first few years of marriage my husband told me I had "birthing hips" made me want to place kick him into next Sunday with my birthing hips.
But who's idea was this anyway? We being punished? Still? I really think that if Eve knew ahead of time that this would happen she would have taken that apple and shoved it down the serpant's gullet.
I mean really, what exactly terrible happens to a man during this time in their lives? Their thingy stops working? Well boo freakin hoo.
After we have born children and stretched out the fun area....10 or so years go by and we finally get to enjoy things again, and this happens.
We have buckets of water coming off our face after a trip to Wally World and pushing a loaded cart to the car.
We wake up in the night and the sheets are ringing wet, and it's not because of the incontinence problem we obtained having those three watermellons, nor is it due to the fact that "Armando" gave us the ride of our life.
We have Linda Blair head spinning, projectile vomiting episodes that could earn us an Academy Award if it wern't for the fact that this is a "bad thing" for us to do according to the MEN of the MEN 0 pause era.
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