Posted by lynn971 on November 13, 2005, at 21:05:54
> 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
> a Hair
> > Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
> with
> > that.
> >
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
> >
> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
> Over
> > Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
> >
> > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
> Diamonds"
> >
> > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "InAccordance With The Prophecy."
> >
> > 8. Don't use any punctuation
> >
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >
> > 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
> face.
> >
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> >
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> >
> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
> >
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
> Sounds All
> > Day.
> >
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
> Party
> > Because You're Not In The Mood.
> >
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
> Bottom.
> >
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
> >
> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
> Yelling
> > "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
> To
> > Have To Let One Of You Go."
> >
> > 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
> >
> > Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
> >
> > Its Called therapy
> >
>
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