Posted by karen_kay on April 11, 2007, at 13:54:22
In reply to Re: Thanks for the laugh!!!, posted by Daisym on April 11, 2007, at 13:29:33
what did one casket say to the other casket?
is that you coughin?
one more:a deeply religious man hears that a flood is headed his way. instead of loading into a boat, like his neighbors, he decides 'if god wants me to live, he will save me.'
a friend rides by on a boat, finding the religious man on his roof, as the water is rising. he asks 'hey man, you want a ride?' the man answers 'no, if god wants me to live, he will save me!'
the coast guard drives by and throws him a life jacket. the man screams (with water up to his feet) "NO, IF GOD WANTS ME TO LIVE< HE WILL SAVE ME!"
a helicopter flies overhead and slides down a rope. the man simply waves them on.
the man dies.
at the pearly gates of heaven (full of everything heaven should be full of, an open bar of course, and cocktail waitresses aplenty!), the man asks god 'why did you let me die? i trusted you to save me!"
god answers, 'yeah, i don't get it either. i sent three different people after you.'
ok, one more, about chuck norris: chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits. and he doesn't do push ups either, he pushes the world down.
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