Posted by AnxiousAnnie on April 14, 2008, at 22:09:12
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A
> > > United States Marine was attending some college courses
> > > between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
> > > Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an
> > > avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. ***
> > >
> > > ** One day the professor shocked the class when he came
> > > in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
> > > are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
> > > I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell
> > > silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and
> > > the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still
> > > waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
> > > Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
> > > cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The
> > > professor was out cold. **
> > >
> > > ** The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
> > > silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
> > > sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually
> > > came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
> > > 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
> > **
> > >
> > > **The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today
> > > protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right
> > > to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'***
poster:AnxiousAnnie
thread:823347
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