Posted by cockeyed on June 28, 2005, at 21:11:51
That's the title of a favorite song of mine. BFD.wanted to watch a real live ball game tonite.Right. Got there and there were some kids rolling baseballs thru the mud. So the ballgame was a dud.
I liked it better when my world was flat; seemed everywhere I went there was a ball game at. Now, this real world has just gone obscene so I want to know: CAN I DROWN MY SORROWS IN LISTERINE?
twenty percent alcohol, you swish it in your mouth. Okay, fine. but if one dares swallow it, then call POISON CONTROL and report it.
Oh, please. If you put this stuff in your mouth and it goes south, what really happens? This inquiring mind wants to know. Sick of all the B.S. [my family loves me so. If I drinkee, no lovee. that's how it go] Got a judas kiss just last night, sniffin' for booze not love later that nite.
Lord, it's bad enuff that I've discovered, "hey, I've got a behind." I can't see it but now it's on my mind. Doc wants me to get the test up the wazoo. Okay, doc, and s***w you too. I want to keep it all behind me. And we can no longer afford the charmin, please don't remind me of this world gone real and not just a game. So, please anyone out there, help me play the game. Can I drink listerine and not go insane? I mean they told me self-pleasuring would do the same, not too mention unsightly hair on the palm of my dominant hand. {aside; Billy Graham's mounting his last crusade. I submit this in all civility, I think he's grand. but I want to know CAN I DRINK MY LISTERINE and shut my loved ones up. Cause I don't love them if I can't have my cup. Don't care if it's hemlock...hell, my jig is up. Get up, get out of bed, march to their lousy band...well, the rest is better undsaid. I may be sick. I know I ain't wrapped too tight. But for once in this damned slog called life, can't my loved one's leave on a nite light. I want to drink without the threat of being kicked out. OUT i do not want to get. Just wanna get mellow and watch the boob tube. I tame tigers for nothin. the grandpa loves to babysit ruse.
You might think I'd have the decency to read the other postings before I froth and rant, and rvise my semantic goofs but tonite I can't. I just want objectivity, perhaps from some scientific savant...CAN I DRINK LISTERINE?
god I feel so damn old. I used to make model airplanes. My beloved grandma threw away all my Testor's dope and my ambroid cement...Lord, there's no hope. When your family cares for you they give you no rope.
Anyway, whatever...earnestly, cockeyed.
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