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Posted by cockeyed on June 28, 2005, at 21:11:51
That's the title of a favorite song of mine. BFD.wanted to watch a real live ball game tonite.Right. Got there and there were some kids rolling baseballs thru the mud. So the ballgame was a dud.
I liked it better when my world was flat; seemed everywhere I went there was a ball game at. Now, this real world has just gone obscene so I want to know: CAN I DROWN MY SORROWS IN LISTERINE?
twenty percent alcohol, you swish it in your mouth. Okay, fine. but if one dares swallow it, then call POISON CONTROL and report it.
Oh, please. If you put this stuff in your mouth and it goes south, what really happens? This inquiring mind wants to know. Sick of all the B.S. [my family loves me so. If I drinkee, no lovee. that's how it go] Got a judas kiss just last night, sniffin' for booze not love later that nite.
Lord, it's bad enuff that I've discovered, "hey, I've got a behind." I can't see it but now it's on my mind. Doc wants me to get the test up the wazoo. Okay, doc, and s***w you too. I want to keep it all behind me. And we can no longer afford the charmin, please don't remind me of this world gone real and not just a game. So, please anyone out there, help me play the game. Can I drink listerine and not go insane? I mean they told me self-pleasuring would do the same, not too mention unsightly hair on the palm of my dominant hand. {aside; Billy Graham's mounting his last crusade. I submit this in all civility, I think he's grand. but I want to know CAN I DRINK MY LISTERINE and shut my loved ones up. Cause I don't love them if I can't have my cup. Don't care if it's hemlock...hell, my jig is up. Get up, get out of bed, march to their lousy band...well, the rest is better undsaid. I may be sick. I know I ain't wrapped too tight. But for once in this damned slog called life, can't my loved one's leave on a nite light. I want to drink without the threat of being kicked out. OUT i do not want to get. Just wanna get mellow and watch the boob tube. I tame tigers for nothin. the grandpa loves to babysit ruse.
You might think I'd have the decency to read the other postings before I froth and rant, and rvise my semantic goofs but tonite I can't. I just want objectivity, perhaps from some scientific savant...CAN I DRINK LISTERINE?
god I feel so damn old. I used to make model airplanes. My beloved grandma threw away all my Testor's dope and my ambroid cement...Lord, there's no hope. When your family cares for you they give you no rope.
Anyway, whatever...earnestly, cockeyed.
Posted by partlycloudy on June 29, 2005, at 9:39:17
In reply to feel so bad, posted by cockeyed on June 28, 2005, at 21:11:51
I think the big problem in swallowing listerine would be puking it up afterwards because the stuff tastes so ghastly!! Yuck.
partlycloudy
Posted by poppycentral on June 30, 2005, at 11:41:00
In reply to feel so bad, posted by cockeyed on June 28, 2005, at 21:11:51
Don't feel so bad anymore cockeyed. Families suck. They can especially suck when they are trying to 'help' you.
DO NOT drink listerine. You will really feel bad if you do. Plus the fam will still know that you are UTI, except you will have unbelievably fresh breath!
Don't go there friend. You will only hurt yourself worse. You only have one stomach (You are not a cow are you?) keep it happy by not dumping Listerine or any other such concoction into it.
Having a hard time calming down? Poppy Tea is a natural alternative to calm the current storm in your brain. It will help you to forget about the desire for snake juice while your body becomes accustomed to its absence.
Not stinkie so you get kissie with lovie. Peace to You, Cat
Posted by cockeyed on July 1, 2005, at 2:46:45
In reply to Re: feel so bad, posted by poppycentral on June 30, 2005, at 11:41:00
Did the listerine anyway. I like it. trouble is I reeked of booze. I had fun with some no-account friends goofing about an imaginary ball game. Came home read a really good book and was pleasantly ensconced on the sofa when She Who Must Be Obeyed Or Else awoke at 4 AM and smelled my breath from 20 paces. Told me I reeked of booze. My breath was fresh alright. So the listerine gambit is out. So I'm going to just be diplomatic and pretend to be a nice guy and simply lie and stay away. Haven't tried the old goin' out for ciggies route. In fact I might start rollin my own. I grow tobacco and nicotiana plants and other perfectly legal stuff like parsley, etc. That sounds right. Diplomacy will save the day. Also I've decided to lie my a** off as long as I'm civil and smiley and pretend that I'm invisible. regards, cockeyed.
Posted by poppycentral on July 1, 2005, at 7:36:01
In reply to Re: feel so bad, posted by cockeyed on July 1, 2005, at 2:46:45
Dear Cockeyed, I hope that from the flip tone to your reply that you are simply kidding around. That is fine, in fact I would prefer that. The idea that someone would drink listerine for want of regular booze scares me to death.
If you are kidding, great. Other than the fact that I took your first post seriously, so seriously in fact that I was concerned enough to write to you with a safer alternative. On that note, I guess what I am trying to say is that I am a bit miffed that you would joke about such things, make people worry about you and then offer a cavalier reply to a concerned suggestion.
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