Posted by backseatdriver on August 8, 2008, at 15:07:58
In reply to Re: Dear Camp Comfort... » Lucie Lu, posted by Suedehead on August 7, 2008, at 21:01:22
Dear Camp Comfort,
I would like to apply for a four-week stay.
My therapist has left for a month, and thanks to his lousy standard of care, I feel entitled to certain extra privileges, rather small ones really: a reduced fee, on-demand housekeeping, knitting and foreign language lessons, a DIFFERENT therapist who sees only me for as long as I want every day, and my own cabana. Please also send me a kitten.
I look forward to enjoying your 100,000-volume library of world literature.
You asked what I would like for breakfast. Please deliver to my room: fresh fruit, coffee, apple-cinnamon oatmeal (homemade, not from a mix), icelandic yogurt.
For the turndown service, please leave a cold bottle of Veuve in the ice bucket, and a few squares of Vosges chocolate (sea salt and almond) under my pillow, along with an Ativan. Every night.
I love Camp Comfort!
Yours in August naughtiness,
BSD
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